Interview with eX-Girl's Kirilo B. Vocal

eX-Girl are Kirilo, Fuzuki, and Chihiro, three young Tokyo girls who started playing live punk shows in 1997 without any prior music experience. Their early performances were raw, silly, but somehow confident, and they had a knack for remaining instinctively true to punk's nature while incorporating their own batch of outer-space Planet Kero Kero weirdness. Hoppy Kamiyama, a well established undergournd musicican and producer, saw eX-Girl's early performances and was impressed by their raw energy and unique vocal arrangements. He only had a few words of advice to offer them: "Never learn music theory." Since then Hoppy has played curator, producing and co-writing all five eX-Girl albums to date. The results have been mixed: three experimental space-punk records, an amusing acappella effort, and raw clumsy sessions under various disguises Pink Lady and Legend of the Water Breakers.

Surpassing their recording ambitions, however, eX-Girl have developed into a talented and compelling live band, a result of over a dozen Japanese tours, five US tours, and two world tours. They once told me that performing is what they love to do most, and it shows. Blending space-punk and surreal acappella, eX-Girl are like a trippy Mystere Des Voix Bulgares with flashes of Talking Heads and Nina Hagen, and their on stage personas are similar to a whacky DEVO video, or the crazy celestial adventures once performed by Sun Ra.

eX-Girl admits Tokyo is their Earth home, but insist they come from Planet Kero Kero (Ribbit, Ribbit!), which as you may discern, is inhabited by frogs. Kirlo B. Vocal, eX-Girl's bassist, spoke to me earlier this year about eX-Girl's home planet and other space-punk oddities.

Robert Jarrell >> Tell me about Kero Kero, the planet eX-Girl comes from? What does it look like and where do you live?

Kirilo >> Planet Kero Kero is an elongated triangular pyramid. We three eX-Girls live at the respective corners forming the smallest triangle and the Frog King's throne is at the pointiest apex. Its interlocking dodecahedral orbit is a result of being a constellation of 12 stars. The biggest one is black and is central to the constellation. It is said that is where the true body of Rainbow Satan resides.

From what I understand Rainbow Satan is your "style commander" and curator. Tell me more about Rainbow Satan? Is Rainbow a man or woman?

Kirilo >> Rainbow Satan is a kind of an anti-everything entity. Anti-everything including gender. When speaking English we use the word "he" when referring to him simply out of convenience. He is totally anti-fashion and dresses only for warmth. The warmth that he dresses for is not the normal infrared type that you earth people are familiar with. It is another parallel spectrum that extends all the way from x-rays into the audio range. He's a broad-band rainbow. That's why about 2/3rds of what we play is not even audible to earth people. We do try hard to make the parts you can't hear perceptible in whatever ways we can though.

Tell me about Frog King, the ruler of Planet Kero Kero?

Kirilo >> He is the vessel in which Rainbow Satan manifests when he chooses to be seen.

Very strange, but I like strange things.

Kirilo >> Kero, kero!

What was your life on Planet Kero Kero like before your trasformation into eX-Girl?

Kirilo >> Chaos! Just like now.

How is it eX-Girl comes from a planet inhabited by frogs, which are usually considerd unattractive, while eX-Girl are beautiful? Are your looks exceptional on Planet Kero Kero or is everyone as beautiful as you?

Kirilo >> You are very kind. But you really should take a look at some of our frogs sometime. We were happy to come here just to get away from the competition.

Your spaceship's name is Tranceform? Does the commute or transformation that takes place from Planet Kero Kero to Earth take a long time?

Kirilo >> In this universe it is instantaneous. We do have to pass through three different universes to do it though, and in each of the others it takes just one day short of eternity. We pass the time in the other universes playing snakes and ladders.

When eX-Girl arrived on Earth from Planet Kero Kero why did you pick Japan as your home away from home?

Kirilo >> Well Japan is not exactly on Earth itself and is a pretty warped place so Spaceship Tranceform's warp drive just kind of found it on its own.

I recently read that in Japan when people kiss they don't use their tongues (French kiss) or transmit saliva. Is this true? How does eX-Girl and frogs from planet Kero Kero kiss?

Kirilo >> Kissing looks like a nice activity but we have never tried it so we just would not know. We're just visitors. I understand there are lots of educational sites on the Internet with titles like "Asian Frenzy" that cover this subject. You might check there for details. As for Kero Kero, sometimes we see the frogs kind of shoot out their tongues at each other but we are not really sure if it is dueling or foreplay. Whatever it is, it seems to be kind of dangerous because sometimes their tongues get so tangled they have to get outside help to get separated. This is apparently very embarrassing and sometimes they just sit there and starve to death because they are just too humiliated to ask for help. Frogs are proud.

How did you, Chihiro, and Fuzuki meet on Planet Kero Kero and whose idea was it to form eX-Girl?

Kirilo >> It was at a convention of apex dwellers. Given our addresses and the geography it was only natural that we and the Frog King were the only ones who attended.

Is Planet Kero Kero where you record your albums?

Kirilo >> We do that here. There are no musical instruments on Kero Kero.

You told me in a past interivew that eX-Girl won a music contest on Planet Kero Kero, and that's how you became elected to represent the planet. How can you win a music contest if you have no instruments?

Kirilo >> We used our mouths. Before us no one on Kero Kero thought of doing that. All the other contestants in that contest did compositions wherein the melody was carried by stomach growlers and the sound of eye blinking provided the percussion. Their songs were very beautiful but ours were much louder and since all the contestants performed concurrently our victory was pretty much a foregone conclusion.

What is your favorite thing to do on Planet Kero Kero other than make space-punk music?

Kirilo >> Watch the polliwogs hatch.

Tell me one highlight from your recent European tour?

Kirilo >> The best part of that tour was when the plane was hijacked by Sentient fart bubbles from the sixth dimension. Fart bubbles huff and puff a lot but are really quite harmless. They just wanted to sing the cowardly lion theme from "The Wizard of Oz" after which they went on to the eighth dimension on business. We were the only people on the plane wearing tri-polarized sunglasses so in the end we were the only people who even knew we had been hijacked or why business class smelled kind of funny (one of the poor things had gotten poked by a pointy stewardess cap and popped).

Sentient fart bubbles are strange, but like I said before, I like strange things, especially strange smelly things.

Kirilo >> Kero, kero!

eX-Girl has been well received in Finland as you went back to do a second tour specifically for that country. Tell me more about Finland's reaction to your music?

Kirilo >> We got some hugs from some very cute girls after the show. They have nice skin.

Kiki Poo is your American label. Do you have plans to release records other than eX-Girl on the label? Is Kiki Poo releasing the new eX-Girl album?

Kirilo >> KIKI Poo is an international label. This spring it will release the sound track album "Legend of the Water Breakers" and Eisuki's "Magunee". Mike Patton's Ipecac Records will be releasing the new eX-Girl album (Back to the Mono Kero) in America; in Japan it will be released by HiBoom records.

Your full eX-Girl name is Kirilo B. Vocal - Does the "B" stand for Bass?

Kirilo >> No its just "B" - Kirilo A. disappeared 86,576,374,643,998.5 years ago during testing of the prototype of the warp device used in Transform. She was presumed dead and so Kirilo B. was cloned from cells found in a PAP smear Kirilo A. made just before her disappearance. Quite recently it was discovered that Kirilo A. survived and has been residing quite happily on the planet Orek Orek. She wrote home as soon as she arrived there but due to an unfortunate fluke in space time geometry the warp to Orek Orek is one way only, so correspondence with Orek Orek is by surface mail only and we just got her letter a couple of weeks ago.

What do you love most about life?

Kirilo >> Tofu.

If you could do anything in the whole wide world what would it be?

Kirilo >> What eX-Girl is doing now - constantly playing music all over the world.

Who is eX-Girl's biggest admirer?

Kirilo >> At one of our shows in Austin there was this one guy who must have weighed 700 pounds. I don't even know how he got through the door.

When I first interviewed you, the bands you mentioned as strong influences were "Gentle Giants" and "Love Minor," but I see you more influenced by Laurie Anderson, Devo, Talking Heads - performance art bands. Do you agree, and if so tell me why?

Kirilo >> I guess you see something we don't. That doesn't mean your wrong though.

Is your kind of performance-art typical in Japan or is eX-Girl unique?

Kirilo >> There are some great bands in Japan, but as far as we know there is no one else here from Planet Kero Kero.

One of your songs has eX-Girl perform a repetitive chant: "How is your psyche? How is your phyche?" I think this is one of your best songs because it takes music to another level as it confronts and questions the audience. Can you tell me the name of this song and what album it is on? Is this song meant to provoke introspection in the audience?

Kirilo >> Actually this song is eX-Girl’s mantra. We are chanting it only to ourselves. We are asking each other "How is your pshyce?" but we are so busy asking that we have yet to find an answer. The mantra was bestowed to us by a high priestess on Kero Kero named Zigmunda Frog who said "Sometimes a penis is just a cigar. Got a match?"

Wait, let me go look for one ... I guess I’ll have to come visit you on Planet Kero Kero - am I allowed to visit your planet, or do I have to transform into an eX-Boy first?

Kirilo >> Oh please do come. For directions just play any eX-girl CD on a grammophone at triple speed backwards, then write down your dreams for the following week. The final code word will appear as an anagram in your Cheerios. Be careful though or you may end up on Planet Orek Orek.

Kero kero!

robert jarrell, headlight journal, december 2000 - february 2001
www.headlightjournal.com/issue-06/ex-girl-transmission/kero-kero.html

 

 
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